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Cool Sms Messages/Jokes
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye. |
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you |
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Cute Sms Messages/Jokes
When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U |
Somewhere, some dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. |
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Love Sms Messages/Jokes
If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction. |
To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world. |
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Flirt Sms Messages/Jokes
I f u need advice,msg ME IF U NEED A friend, CALL ME if u need help e-mail ME if u need MONEY No. u dail not respondind @ da moment.. |
Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks. |
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Funny Sms Messages/Jokes
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator. |
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog" |
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Friendship Sms Messages/Jokes
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. |
If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands. |
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Bestfriend Sms Messages/Jokes
No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship. |
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. |
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Goodluck Sms Messages/Jokes
luck is yours wishes are mine let's ur future be always shine.Best of Luck |
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck |
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Goodmorning Sms Messages/Jokes
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning.... |
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
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