Friendship Sms Messages/Jokes
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!! |
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! |
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. |
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought. |
I'm not as dumb as you look. |
Umm...your .... ZIP is open... |
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found. |
Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you? |
Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars. |
Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo. |
