Friendship Sms Messages/Jokes
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!! |
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too! |
When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted. |
I am a killer. I kill people for money. But, you are my friend. I kill you for nothing! |
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold. |
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you. |
Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me |
Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down. |
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! |
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience. |
