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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.

Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

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