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Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

My Reality Check bounced.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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