It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts. |
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. |
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool... |
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. |
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? |
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. |
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here". |
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all. |
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator. |
