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Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!

Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

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