I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. |
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half. |
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. |
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!! |
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up. |
What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors |
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already! |
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh! |
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. |
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion. |
