What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him. |
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing? |
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant. |
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... |
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs. |
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? |
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p. |
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction. |
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! |
