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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
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