Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it! |
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi |
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole |
I took an IQ test and the results were negative. |
Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice? |
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too... |
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams...... |
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!! |
Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick. |
Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise! |
