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Funny Sms Messages/Jokes

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

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