Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked - that's why I knocked. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone? |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight? |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I called by? |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam key broke in the lock. |
