Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummeasles are better so can I come in? |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive across the road. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in! |
Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell. |
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock. |
Q: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag?
A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in. |
Q: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia?
A: One has a real live culture. |
Q: How did the Pollack burn his face?
A: Bobbing for french fries. |
