What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool... |
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. |
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? |
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing? |
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant. |
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... |
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? |
Don't spend ?2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p. |
