I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. |
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication. |
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." |
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." |
A dyslexic man walks into a bra |
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" |
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" |
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here" |
A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a "double entendre" - so he gave her one! |
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned. |
