I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of. |
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain. |
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives. |
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one? |
Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog" |
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight? |
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. |
How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing. |
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering |
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. |
